My life double spaced

This blog is coming straight from the planet awesome where I am president, (of the whole planet) if you want a state just ask it's a pretty huge planet and I only have two

Vice President : Ben
Governor of ? : Navi
Governor of ? : Pafi
Governor of Hammson (she actually named hers and a few towns within it...) : Hammy
so yeah...moving on....

3 Things I am dead sure of
- I Hate Arthur Miller (thank you english)
- I love twilight *babble alert* book, the film comes out on Friday (Of course i love heroes too, but I can't belive shes dead OMG so unfair ....and so young...and so wrong - she was totally awesome... *goes off to dwell on the dark event*)
- The fact that I am completely obsessively crazy and deserve to be locked away in a padde cell

Honestly I didn't think it was that mean to laugh when in The Dark Night Harvery's face was on fire - in real life of course that's horrendous but Batman left him on the ground with a face covered in petrol - of course his head would go up in flames and it was so fake that it was funny.....I don't wish to offend...

Any way back to the matter on hand - that I am completely paranoid and after reading it must have been eclipse, don't forget I'm paranoid and again utterly insame, have this strange feeling that someone is watching me- i have been having this feeling for a week and it's starting to freak me out even thought I know there is no one there...it inspired me - as well as Twilight- to write a short story which is going to rock and don't get excited I have done this billions of times before and although i say they rock when I sit down and get my creative juices flowing IT SUCKS!!

speaking of that never even bother to try and write a rap about non fiction writing.....

So yeah that was my day and being crazy, insane and freakish that I am the christmas presents I have bought are not awesome but incredibly weird becasue who wants awesome stuff when you can have things that make strange noises hmm...

Also I am bringing back the Hammy quote of the Day ----- *fanfare and applause* Not Ben,Navi or Pafi just Hammy

HQoD : I wouldn't mind (dying) in cow poo... or pig poo....just not my own poo

( that did actually happen people)

I leave you on the note that I ROCK AND I AM SO TOTALLY AWESOME I CAN TOTALLY AWESOMELY KICK YOUR BUTT plus I have a new found respect for London - it's a great place really I prefer it to America...

so yeah...bye

ROLO - Queen of Cheese and now President of Planet Awesome ( and no you can't run against me I am to awesome to allow that..it's not a dictatorship either just a democracy that I lead always and no one can change that - hear that no one)

Not so YAY! for you.

Today was the most memeorable day in the world's calendar - the day commemeorating my birth and I rock! (It says so on the back of my new Ipod!)

I have had a awful day considering I managed to get my thumb caught in a locker and then break both my arms ( not literally) getting birthday beats from Hammy, Ben and Navvi as you get older they get harder and they go on for longer....... I had two tests today too so that was really bad and a meeting.

I am awesome though and I made it through!! ( alive!)

I'm not a big fan of cake so three layers of chcolate meringue covered in icing is good enough to me and it's sitting right there so I am afraid I will have to leave you crying and sobbing as I am not there to regail you with tales of this miraculous event.

Anyhoo, today is gone and I am a year older

Bon Soir, Arrividerci

Lots of Love

Rolo, Cheese

People of Earth,
I come with a message for all procrastionators - unite and create a time maching going back in time to kill the person who invented homework!!! I bet that is the one guy everyone on earth really hates and I say guy because it wouldn't be a woman as women wouldn't be so stupid as to invent it!!!!!

Anyway I am cheery cos it's my birthday soon, I know....Iknow......Hold the applause. Anyway yesterday I bought socks...and not just any socks miss matched socks I Love them they are stripey adn there are three in a pack adn they are all different colours and i love them.

Halloween is coming up and I figured out how i am going to wear my hair when I got up this morning and washed it. after I had blow dryed it upside down (for body) I realised I looked like a witch. Especially with my lips stained bright red and my eyes lined thick and my nails painted black with my stripeys of course!!!!!

So I have started CP again and things change - It has changed loads since I last went on and I am confused..

Lots of Love from the one you adore ROLO!!!!

P.S Whoever is readng this you rock almsot as much as i do cos you care what i do and if you could see me right now not only would i be radiating awesome vibes of awesomeness but i would be so touched i'd be crying. Except if this is Ben in which case I would be IGNORING YOU!!!! Meanie..........

Kidding btw I'm not ignoring you.......................................

...............................meanie....................................

WHO SAID THAT.....?

Yes Fried Unions,

Nothing good has happened recently except the fact that I have some essays to write yawn.

Anecdotes

There is an author coming in to talk to us about her books and it says this on a poster, as we were walking by the poster, Navi goes 'That poster said she is going to talk to us about her boobs' and we thought no way but she was dead sure. Navi cannot distinguish a k from a b so that was an embarassing situation for her!!!!

Hello people, yes it is I the queen of all that rocks xxxxxx

Nothing really happens to me any more so boring living here aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh screaming like crazy!!!!!

Oh and High Five for the Nessie thing anyone--------- HIGH FIVE!!!!!!

Well I have to go I keep prayign something interesting will happen that I can tell you guys - if you exist about but nothing ever does.

Until next time

CHEESE ROLO _______ I;m better than you and you know it!!!

P.S FYI Navi you being a McFly fan since the beginning does not make you better than everyone else LOL!!!!!

Ben have fun at WE Will Rock You

Everyone else live fast die young, unless you don't want to in which case live slow and die old or something of that effect, and people say they don't have a choice !!!

There are loads of people that I hate but I don't hate you because you read this load of well, cra....ha!!!!!!

Of all that is Cheese and Un-cheese - sorry quoted teh bible blaspheming - really sorry guys but my backspace isn't working I have to be really careful, I kid of course it works i just cannot be bothered to use it

BYE XXXX

120 days , long time but you know life is too short to be spent sat in front of a computer screen...............Im Kidding this is the best part of my day after in fact the worst few weeks I have ever had at school. Fast Track Maths, Italian and the dreaded French - How much I hate French...

I am supposed to be doing a history homework right no but really, how important is a newpaper article on Dunkirk going to be for the rest of my life.

Blogging.......................................... so bored BLEH!!!!!
Things have been moving very very slowly but i am pleased to say it's my birthday soon YAY for ME!! Although I am not having a party it is still great cos I get presents and then christmas YAY!! I am in a blissful state of happiness in my little bubble of joy which my brother is about to pop with a tennis ball, literally.

Anyway everything is so boring and everything my R.S teacher says is wrong..............so I am going to fail but on the bright side Cheese is making a big comeback as the greatest thing ever ( and cake.... cake rocks)

I have been going through a stage where i have been drunk on my own mind and yes, the dreaded mental ( and verbal ) dirahoeia has returned - forgiven my appalling spelling.

By the way - everyone doing a GSCE English and wondering why the anthologies were taken back read EDUCATION FOR LEISURE and tell me if it persuades you to stab someone or in fact encourages the idea that you have to be a bored, mentally un-stimulated,unintelligent person to want to go out and stab someone I know which one I believe but the government are idiots, and they have succeeded in wasting money on a stupid thing.....AGAIN!!!

Even I know our government sucks right now and I barely can think due to extreme tiredness and the fact that if I did speak I would probably say:
Hippo's smell like strawberrys on turbo dry in the swimming pool!!!

Au Revoir
Adios
Ciao, Arrivideci
Auf Wiederwien
So Long
ToodlePip
Farewell
Bye
Good bye
Bye Bye
Best Wishes and last but not least

Leave Already!!!

Here I am at three in the afternoon still in my pyjamas and sitting watching two and a half men and writing on my laptop.

Life is pretty suckish. I have two weeks to relax and I have wasted five days with constant tennis playing and trips to sutton. Who the hell cares? I don't. I have just finished something that I ahve been working on for five days and it has just stopped. I don't feel accomplishment or anything.

Rught now my life sucks and if you are reading this then may I remind you this is just a way to vent my feelings anonymously and whatnot so this is not supposed to be entertaining.

Also Danny as usual tried to do something really mean ( like kill me) my mum tapped him when I mentioned it she very nearly slapped me if that isn't favourtism i don't know what is!

Today I had to finsih my history essay which is so pointless bauces she pratically gave us the causes and the effects in fact thats exactly what she did do !

two really stupid things happened today both involving a certain someone who i will not name ok I will it was BC if you know me you know who this is!!!

They didn't eactly involove her but two random jokes happened to go wrong on the same day although they weren't planned as jokes they were tricks, if u knew who I was talking about

This was my first totally random post please stay tuned for more pointless babble or go away I couldn't care less